The Quest for Larger Penis = Small Scare

We all want one. Larger is better, so they say. Men and women alike spend countless hours searching for a solution for the small penis in their lives. We stay up late and scouring the infomercials. All this, for the greatest miracle, penis enlargement.

I don’t know about you, but the whole idea seems a little frightening to me. Stretching, pulling and yanking on your penis, just to gain a little length. Maybe it is because I am a woman, and the concept is a little foreign. I know… women do get their breasts enlarged, but that usually comes with a visit to the plastic surgeon. I have heard of pills that also will enlarge your breasts as well, though I am not sure how that turns out. However, I am sure that if I wanted larger breasts I would not start tugging at them. Plastic surgery is the way to go.

Men, on the other hand, have options to their penis enlargement. Options, many, many, options….well at least a few. What are they you may be asking yourself? Let me share with you the three most popular and horrifying options.

→ Option 1- Via the Internet or telephone you can order a little pill that supposedly gets the blood flowing in the right areas. This blood flow is suppose to thicken your penis up, thus enlarging it. I have to say, if the pill increases your blood flow and enlarges body parts, how do you know it is your penis that will be enlarged? Does the pill have a little sign attached to it saying “this way to the penis?” I am not sure I would be up for other parts of my body enlarging.

→ Option 2- Pump up the jam…oops, I meant penis. This one is similar to a breast pump, it just sucks it out of you. Again, the idea here is to draw the blood into your penis, enlarging it in the process. However, just like the pills, if you are looking to impress when you are not hard, you will not notice a difference. Plus if you are already all worked up, are you going to be able to last for your woman?

→ Option 3- A tool that you strap on and stretch your penis for hours at a time each day, hoping to gain a little length. This one feels a little medieval like. Would you strap a small torture device to your penis just to gain a possible inch of length? Plus, if you choose the wrong devise, it could cut into your penis and cut off circulation. Wouldn’t that be great, you aim for a larger penis and instead your tip falls off from lack of circulation. Lovely.

Over all, I would have to say that the quest for a larger penis is a bit scary. Whether you suck, swallow or pull, there is no easy way to enlargement. You will have to decide if the scare if worth it.